- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Your mam is so fat.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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