- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats chinese noodles

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

A child walks into a classroom.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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