- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Your dads dead. lol

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