- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

willie revilame

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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