Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Women's Rights

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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