I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

thumb_up thumb_down -3

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -3

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Psychics.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

European on my shoes, buddy.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops