Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Hi, my name is Jake.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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