What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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