What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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