my wife out of the kitchen

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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