- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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