- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

a black guy hates chicken.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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