How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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