Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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