whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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