a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Japan

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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