19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A storm be brewin!

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What's 9 + 10 19

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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