- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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