- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Ian's mind Elevator music

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Christianity.

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