- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

I once did something.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

An Asian man fails a math test

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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