- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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