- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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