- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What does greg and Ian have in common?

vitamin c

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??