What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

what is orange? an orange

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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