- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's blue? The sky.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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