- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

What's blue? The sky.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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