- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

How would you rule?

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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