- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Call of Duty is a good game.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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