- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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