Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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