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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

womens rights.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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