Justin beiber's penis

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Rebecca Black

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

You having friends.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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