- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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