- Anti Joke

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?