- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Stop procrastinating.

KONY 2012

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

My love life

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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