- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

You bumder!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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