What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Poker face

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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