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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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