What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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