Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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