A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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