- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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