Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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