i committed murder

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Robin, get in the car!

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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