- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Women's Rights

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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