- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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