A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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are u black unlucky

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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