Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Penis

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Maths.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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