- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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