Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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