knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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