- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

darude- sandstorm

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Justin Bieber

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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