- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Do u take sugar?

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Microwave

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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