Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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hashtags suck balls

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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hi dave

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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im saul and i love cock

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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