- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

My dad

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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