- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What does water smell like? water.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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