- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

Robin, get in the car!

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

why did the zebra cross the road?

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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