- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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