Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

im gay

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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