- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

FUCK THE JEWS

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

My Butthole.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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