- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YEAH THEY DO!

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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