The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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