What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

whats chinese noodles

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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