What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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