osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Two planes walk into an office building

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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