What would u like to drink?

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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women's rights

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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