red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Blacks

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

what goes boo a sock

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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