- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

A: Do you like it B: No

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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